One option currently being considered is signing up North Korea for a bunch of annoying Internet newsgroups and making it look like Iraq did it, thus incurring the wrath of easily-riled North Korean president Kim Jong Il.
Another possibility would be to key Kim’s official car by scratching the name of Saddam Hussein into it, making it appear as though the vandalism were the handiwork of the Iraqi strongman himself.
Still another possibility is to rethink the entire strategy, and instead focus on ways to induce Iraq to invade North Korea, or to somehow trick Iran into attacking both Iraq and North Korea.
“The dream scenario is that all three of them attack each other and just go away,” the source said.
Andy Borowitz
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Another possibility would be to key Kim’s official car by scratching the name of Saddam Hussein into it, making it appear as though the vandalism were the handiwork of the Iraqi strongman himself.
Still another possibility is to rethink the entire strategy, and instead focus on ways to induce Iraq to invade North Korea, or to somehow trick Iran into attacking both Iraq and North Korea.
“The dream scenario is that all three of them attack each other and just go away,” the source said.
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report: http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste Someone's Time: Forward These to a Friend.