NEW PENTAGON PLAN CALLS FOR NORTH KOREA TO INVADE IRAQ
Would Drastically Cut Costs of Waging Two Wars, Sources Say
Concerned about the mounting costs of waging two wars simultaneously in different parts of the world, the Pentagon is developing a new plan which would involve tricking North Korea into attacking Iraq, thus saving the U.S. billions of dollars, a Pentagon source said today.
While the logistics of getting North Korea to attack Iraq have not been fully worked out yet, the source said that the cost savings of such a strategy were “off the charts.”
“Once we realized just how much money could be saved by somehow getting North Korea to attack Iraq, we were like, ‘We’ve got to find some way to make this happen, guys,’” the source said.
The key part of the plan that remains to be worked out, said the Pentagon source, is how exactly to get North Korea to invade Iraq.
Would Drastically Cut Costs of Waging Two Wars, Sources Say
Concerned about the mounting costs of waging two wars simultaneously in different parts of the world, the Pentagon is developing a new plan which would involve tricking North Korea into attacking Iraq, thus saving the U.S. billions of dollars, a Pentagon source said today.
While the logistics of getting North Korea to attack Iraq have not been fully worked out yet, the source said that the cost savings of such a strategy were “off the charts.”
“Once we realized just how much money could be saved by somehow getting North Korea to attack Iraq, we were like, ‘We’ve got to find some way to make this happen, guys,’” the source said.
The key part of the plan that remains to be worked out, said the Pentagon source, is how exactly to get North Korea to invade Iraq.