BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT
World Diplomacy Rerouted to Calling Center in Bangalore
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1007&srch=

ASHCROFT NAMED AMBASSADOR TO MARS
Leaves Justice Department After Justice Department Vanishes
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1003&srch=


LET THE HEALING BEGIN ON NOVEMBER 30

Andy will single-handedly heal our divided nation in his return to New York on Tuesday, November 30. The Marquee Theater, 356 Bowery, 8 PM. Only $5.

For more info, email Erin.Keating@nbcuni.com