*****UPCOMING BOROWITZ SHOWS IN NEW YORK*****

June 14: Luna Lounge,
171 Ludlow Street,
8:30 PM

June 15: The Marquee Theater, 356 Bowery
between E. 3rd and E. 4th.,
8 PM

June 16: The Moth,
16 Gramercy Park South,
8 PM

The Borowitz Report
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Books by Andy Borowitz http://www.borowitzreport.com/books.asp

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