But in Washington, Mr. Tenet struck back at Governor Dean, noting that the Democratic candidate's name was "strikingly similar" to that of so-called shock-jock Howard Stern.
"Mr. Dean's latest comments offer the most persuasive proof to date that he and Howard Stern are working in concert," Mr. Tenet said.
In other news, the Iraqi Governing Council today announced that on the newly designated national holiday of April 9 there would be no mail service, and also no water, power or police.
Andy Borowitz
"Mr. Dean's latest comments offer the most persuasive proof to date that he and Howard Stern are working in concert," Mr. Tenet said.
In other news, the Iraqi Governing Council today announced that on the newly designated national holiday of April 9 there would be no mail service, and also no water, power or police.
Andy Borowitz
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Andy Borowitz wraps up the week's biggest stories Friday on CNN's "American Morning." 8:30 AM (EST); check local listings.
BRING 'SOAP' TO THE BEACH!
Every convicted CEO from the Hamptons to Malibu is reading "Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison" by Andy Borowitz. Only $9.95 at Amazon.com or at your local bookstore.
"The funniest business-book title we've come across in a while is from humorist Andy Borowitz: 'Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison." -- The Washington Post
"Very funny." -- Publishers Weekly
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"A strong candidate for our book of the year award." – The Guardian (U.K.)
"Goes straight for the belly laughs." – Orlando Sentinel
"Laugh-out-loud funny." – CBS Early Show
"This hilarious new book from satirist Andy Borowitz is essential reading for corporate evildoers everywhere." -- About.com
"Hilarious! Andy Borowitz is a comedic genius." -- Amazon.com review
The Borowitz Report
Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend.
http://borowitzreport.com