But Mr. Blair quickly countered Mr. Smith’s charges: “Upon many occasions during my tenure as Prime Minister, I have employed fake vomit and dog droppings to get a rise out of the Queen, Desmond Tutu and many other foreign leaders. My position on Iraq was entirely consistent with those actions.”

Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com

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