“As anyone at the General Accounting Office can tell you, in Richard Cheney we are dealing with a sneaky, sneaky man,” the official said.
“He is also a master of disguise,” the official warned. “Remember, during the 2000 campaign, he posed as a ‘compassionate’ conservative.”
“He is also a master of disguise,” the official warned. “Remember, during the 2000 campaign, he posed as a ‘compassionate’ conservative.”
In other international news, the White House today attempted to galvanize U.N. support for its Iraq policy by issuing a list of one million more reasons to go to war with Iraq.
“In our view, these million reasons are better than one good reason,” press secretary Ari Fleischer said.
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“In our view, these million reasons are better than one good reason,” press secretary Ari Fleischer said.
Andy Borowitz
Please also read:
BUSH NO LONGER LISTENING TO HIMSELF, EVEN
Steely President Snubs Lincoln’s Portrait
The Borowitz Report http://www.borowitzreport.com
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