“It would be possible but highly unlikely for any head of state to create a snowstorm of this magnitude,” said chief meteorologist Bernard Hogan. “Our best guess is it’s just the weather.”
At the White House, press secretary Ari Fleischer dismissed Mr. Hogan’s statement, saying that the Weather Channel “was dominated by French and Belgian intellectuals and appeaseniks.”
At the White House, press secretary Ari Fleischer dismissed Mr. Hogan’s statement, saying that the Weather Channel “was dominated by French and Belgian intellectuals and appeaseniks.”
In other international news, British Prime Minister Tony Blair ignited a new controversy today when he admitted that he had recently taken out an ad in The Evening Standard’s personals section.
The ad, paid for with Mr. Blair's own funds, reads, “Lonely British PM seeks anyone in entire country who agrees with him.”
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The ad, paid for with Mr. Blair's own funds, reads, “Lonely British PM seeks anyone in entire country who agrees with him.”
The Borowitz Report http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend.