Resplendent in marble and gold, Mr. Cheney’s Vice Presidential Palaces are ostensibly his official residences, used by the Vice President to entertain his many friends in the petroleum industry in an atmosphere of unrestrained opulence.
Despite claims by the G.A.O. that they wish to search the Palaces only to find energy task force documents, Mr. Cheney’s aides say that the G.A.O. demands are “a Trojan horse.”
“They don’t want Cheney’s documents,” one aide said. “They’re after his oil.”
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report http://www.borowitzreport.com
Despite claims by the G.A.O. that they wish to search the Palaces only to find energy task force documents, Mr. Cheney’s aides say that the G.A.O. demands are “a Trojan horse.”
“They don’t want Cheney’s documents,” one aide said. “They’re after his oil.”
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report http://www.borowitzreport.com
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