“While the revelations about Mr. Kissinger and Ms. St. John are indubitably entertaining, it’s hard to see how they pertain to the assignment this independent commission was given,” one critic of the report said.

On Capitol Hill, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said she would ask Mr. Kissinger to appear before the House to answer questions about the report, parts of which appear to have been copied from the best-selling memoir by NBA star Charles Barkley.

But in a statement released today, Mr. Kissinger said that such an appearance was unnecessary: “I don’t know what the House’s questions will be, but I submitted written answers to them two weeks ago.”

Andy Borowitz

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