“On any given day, the Defense Department and the State Department will produce lies that are directly in conflict with each other, and that’s counterproductive”, one insider said. “A ‘lying czar’ would change all that.”
Professor Davis Logsdon, who holds the Clifford Irving chair at the University of Minnesota’s School of Communication, says that the need for a “lying czar” reveals certain weaknesses in the current Bush cabinet.
Professor Davis Logsdon, who holds the Clifford Irving chair at the University of Minnesota’s School of Communication, says that the need for a “lying czar” reveals certain weaknesses in the current Bush cabinet.
“When I hear that the White House is looking for a lying czar, one thing becomes clear”, Dr. Logsdon said. “They really miss Rumsfeld.”
Elsewhere, responding to criticism, the National Gardening Association said it would no longer use the term “hoe.”
Andy Borowitz
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Andy Borowitz: Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence
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Elsewhere, responding to criticism, the National Gardening Association said it would no longer use the term “hoe.”
Andy Borowitz
For more pertinent Satire,
The Borowitz Report: http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend.
Please also see:
Andy Borowitz: Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence
http://www.unobserver.com/index.php?pagina=layout4.php&id=3311&blz=1