In his brief remarks to the press, Mr. Frey said that he was uniquely qualified to head the Department of Faulty Intelligence because of his “deep roots” in the faulty intelligence community.
“I will be bringing over four decades of experience to this job”, said Mr. Frey, 37.
“I will be bringing over four decades of experience to this job”, said Mr. Frey, 37.
Elsewhere, hours after Congress demanded an investigation into the firing of U.S. attorneys, President Bush said he would move the White House to Dubai.
Andy Borowitz
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Andy Borowitz
For more pertinent Satire,
The Borowitz Report: http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend.