“Do people honestly believe that I hosted a Holocaust denial conference?” Mr. Ahmadinejad asked the delegates. “Next thing you know they’ll be claiming I’m developing nuclear weapons.”
Present at the conference of Holocaust denial deniers was former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, who vehemently denied having attended the earlier meeting. “I could not possibly have attended the meeting, because the meeting did not happen,” Mr. Duke told a reporter. “Plus, I don’t exist.”
Present at the conference of Holocaust denial deniers was former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, who vehemently denied having attended the earlier meeting. “I could not possibly have attended the meeting, because the meeting did not happen,” Mr. Duke told a reporter. “Plus, I don’t exist.”
At the conclusion of the Holocaust denial deniers conference, Mr. Ahmadinejad embarked on a tour to promote a new book about his hypothetical hosting of a Holocaust denial conference, entitled “If I Did It.”
Elsewhere, a new study shows that the U.S. is unprepared for a major disaster such as a terrorist attack, a hurricane, or the Bush administration.
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Elsewhere, a new study shows that the U.S. is unprepared for a major disaster such as a terrorist attack, a hurricane, or the Bush administration.
Satire (?), by
Andy Borowitz
Winner Of The First-Ever National Press Club Award
For Humor
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend.