The executive said that Mr. bin Laden's last several terror tapes have been weaker than previous ones, leading some at the network to accuse him of "phoning it in."
But until Mr. bin Laden can return with a genuinely new terror tape that is up to broadcast standards, the executive said that the network would begin airing programs from fanatical maniacs: "We're going to give Pat Robertson's '700 Club' a try."
But until Mr. bin Laden can return with a genuinely new terror tape that is up to broadcast standards, the executive said that the network would begin airing programs from fanatical maniacs: "We're going to give Pat Robertson's '700 Club' a try."
Elsewhere, one day after saying that Iraqi leaders had "awesome responsibilities," President Bush revised his remarks somewhat, saying that Iraqi leaders had "like totally awesome responsibilities."
Andy Borowitz
ANDY IN AUSTRALIA -
MAY 22-28
Andy makes his first ever visit to Australia from May 22 to 28 as part of the Sydney Writers' Festival. For information, go to http://www.swf.org.au .
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Andy Borowitz
ANDY IN AUSTRALIA -
MAY 22-28
Andy makes his first ever visit to Australia from May 22 to 28 as part of the Sydney Writers' Festival. For information, go to http://www.swf.org.au .
For more pertinent satire, please visit:
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
For background information on Osama bin Laden tapes, please continue to the next page …