In order to kick-start those democratic institutions, Mr. Bush said he was sending Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex) to Iraq to teach Iraqi legislators how to become indicted and disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff to teach Iraqi lobbyists how to disgrace themselves.
"Only when Iraq has its own disgraced lobbyists and a president who denies ever knowing them can it be considered a truly democratic nation," Mr. Bush said.
Elsewhere, two movies about prehistoric creatures debuted at the box office over the weekend, "Ice Age" and "Basic Instinct 2."
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
"Only when Iraq has its own disgraced lobbyists and a president who denies ever knowing them can it be considered a truly democratic nation," Mr. Bush said.
Elsewhere, two movies about prehistoric creatures debuted at the box office over the weekend, "Ice Age" and "Basic Instinct 2."
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
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