"He has a rough road ahead of him in rehab," Mr. Frey said. "I hope that none of the things happen to him that I pretended happened to me."
In Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he hoped the United States would wean itself from its dependence on Middle Eastern oil and would gradually become dependent on Middle Eastern nuclear energy instead.
In Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that he hoped the United States would wean itself from its dependence on Middle Eastern oil and would gradually become dependent on Middle Eastern nuclear energy instead.
"Iran stands ready and willing to supply the United States with all of the nuclear energy it wants," President Ahmadinejad said. "We have so much of this stuff we don't know what to do with it all."
Elsewhere, in a positive development, the nation of Afghanistan announced that its entire opium harvest had been wiped out by British rock star Pete Doherty.
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Elsewhere, in a positive development, the nation of Afghanistan announced that its entire opium harvest had been wiped out by British rock star Pete Doherty.
Andy Borowitz
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ANDY'S NEXT SHOW
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27
Save the date!
Andy's next New York show is Monday, February 27 at Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction, 34 Avenue A between 2nd and 3rd. Doors open at 8; show begins at 8:30. Tickets $6 at the door or at http://www.ticketweb.com .
For more pertinent satire, please visit:
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27
Save the date!
Andy's next New York show is Monday, February 27 at Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction, 34 Avenue A between 2nd and 3rd. Doors open at 8; show begins at 8:30. Tickets $6 at the door or at http://www.ticketweb.com .
For more pertinent satire, please visit:
The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com