From left, Dick Cheney (Anti-Christ), Donald Rumsfeld (War), Condoleeza Rice (Famine) and John Ashcroft (Death). Military strategists agree that given the Bush Doctrine of preemptive war, there is no stopping the President from embroiling the entire Middle East in armed conflict--a sure sign of the second coming of Christ, according to some Bible-thumping wackos.
Bush, one such wacko, said he can't wait to meet his hero, the "Big Kahuna of Christianity, JC of the Nazarene."
"Jesus Christ is like a friggin' god in the world of religion," Bush explained.
Bush, one such wacko, said he can't wait to meet his hero, the "Big Kahuna of Christianity, JC of the Nazarene."
"Jesus Christ is like a friggin' god in the world of religion," Bush explained.
The President acquired his limited understanding of holy scripture from a Bible-study group in Midland, Texas.
Never much of a reader, Bush relied on comments from other members of the group for any insight into Christianity he gleaned from the sessions.
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Never much of a reader, Bush relied on comments from other members of the group for any insight into Christianity he gleaned from the sessions.
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