Helpless Britons Appeal to France for 'Regime Change', by Hermé Gaspin (satire?)

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A group of British dissidents has appealed to France to invade the United Kingdom and bring about regime change. According to a spokeswoman at the Elysee Palace, French President Jacques Chirac received the request in a letter from a group of British exiles and "pro-democracy activists" calling themselves the "Free United Kingdom Movement" or FUKM, for short. BNN obtained a copy of the appeal in full: