President of Iran Denies that Holocaust Denial Conference Ever Happened, notes Andy Borowitz

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One day after hosting an international conference devoted to denying that the Holocaust ever happened, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made headlines again today by holding another conference to deny that the earlier conference ever happened.

President Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust denial conference was a page one story in newspapers around the world this week, making some observers wonder why the Iranian leader would hold another conference attempting to deny that the earlier conference had occurred.

But in Tehran today, President Ahmadinejad welcomed delegates from around the world, proclaiming, “The first annual conference of Holocaust denial deniers will now come to order.”

The Iranian president then launched into a blistering forty-five minute speech denying the existence of the other conference, at which he reportedly gave a blistering forty-five minute speech.